https://tavexocor.shop/ en Sat, 06 Jun 2026 11:37:16 -0700 https://tavexocor.shop/2026/06/06/very-cool-the-most-complete.html Sat, 06 Jun 2026 11:37:16 -0700 http://tknblogs.micro.blog/2026/06/06/very-cool-the-most-complete.html <p>Very cool! The most complete and accurate breakdown of the history and genesis of &ldquo;Lorem Ipsum&rdquo;, all thanks to Emily Zhang. Very entertaining and enlightening. #design #desktoppublishing #typography #letraset</p> <style> :root { --yt-aspect-ratio-16-9: 56.25%; --yt-bg-black: #000; --yt-play-button-bg: rgba(255, 0, 0, 0.8); --yt-play-button-bg-hover: rgba(255, 0, 0, 1); --yt-play-button-icon: #fff; --yt-overlay-bg: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.85); --yt-overlay-text: #fff; --yt-focus-outline: #e53935; --yt-play-button-width: 68px; --yt-play-button-height: 48px; --yt-play-button-border-radius: 12px; --yt-focus-outline-width: 3px; --yt-focus-outline-offset: 4px; --yt-transition-duration: 0.2s; --yt-transition-timing: ease-in-out; } .video-wrapper { position: relative; display: block; width: 100%; padding: 0; padding-bottom: var(--yt-aspect-ratio-16-9); margin: 0; height: 0; max-width: 100%; overflow: hidden; background-color: var(--yt-bg-black); cursor: pointer; outline: none; border: none; color: inherit; font: inherit; text-align: inherit; appearance: none; -webkit-appearance: none; } .video-wrapper[data-is-loaded="true"] { cursor: auto; } .video-wrapper:focus-visible { outline: var(--yt-focus-outline-width) solid var(--yt-focus-outline); outline-offset: var(--yt-focus-outline-offset); } .video-thumbnail { position: absolute; top: 0; right: 0; bottom: 0; left: 0; margin: auto; max-width: 100%; max-height: 100%; width: auto; height: auto; object-fit: contain; object-position: center; background-color: var(--yt-bg-black); z-index: 1; transition: opacity var(--yt-transition-duration) var(--yt-transition-timing); } .video-wrapper:hover .video-thumbnail { opacity: 0.9; } .video-overlay { position: absolute; bottom: 0; left: 0; width: 100%; background: var(--yt-overlay-bg); color: var(--yt-overlay-text); text-align: center; font-size: 0.85em; padding: 0.5em 1em; z-index: 2; pointer-events: auto; } .video-play-button { position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 50%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%); width: var(--yt-play-button-width); height: var(--yt-play-button-height); background-color: var(--yt-play-button-bg); border-radius: var(--yt-play-button-border-radius); z-index: 3; pointer-events: none; transition: all var(--yt-transition-duration) var(--yt-transition-timing); } .video-wrapper:hover .video-play-button { background-color: var(--yt-play-button-bg-hover); transform: translate(-50%, -50%) scale(1.1); } .video-wrapper:active .video-play-button { transform: translate(-50%, -50%) scale(1.05); } .video-play-button::before { content: ''; position: absolute; left: 26px; top: 14px; width: 0; height: 0; border-left: 18px solid var(--yt-play-button-icon); border-top: 12px solid transparent; border-bottom: 12px solid transparent; } .video-wrapper iframe { position: absolute; top: 0; left: 0; width: 100%; height: 100%; border: none; z-index: 4; } .video-noscript { display: block; max-width: 100%; background-color: var(--yt-bg-black); color: inherit; text-align: center; padding: 0; margin-top: 0.5em; } .video-noscript img { display: block; width: 100%; height: auto; } .video-noscript a { display: inline-block; padding: 0.75em 1em; color: inherit; text-decoration: underline; } .yt-text-link { display: none; } </style> <script> (function(){ 'use strict'; const CONSTANTS = { VIDEO_ID_LENGTH: 11, MAX_INPUT_LENGTH: 2048, VIDEO_ID_PATTERN: /^[a-zA-Z0-9_-]{11}$/, PLAYLIST_PREFIXES: /^(PL|OL|UU|LL|FL)/i, ALLOWED_URL_CHARS: /^[a-zA-Z0-9_\-?=&#:/.]+$/, TIME_FORMATS: { HOURS: 3600, MINUTES: 60, SECONDS: 1 }, YOUTUBE_NOCOOKIE_DOMAIN: 'https://www.youtube-nocookie.com', YOUTUBE_IMG_DOMAIN: 'https://img.youtube.com', EMBED_PARAMS: 'autoplay=1&mute=1' }; function validateInput(input, maxLength = CONSTANTS.MAX_INPUT_LENGTH) { if (!input || typeof input !== 'string') return ''; const trimmed = input.trim(); if (trimmed.length > maxLength) { console.warn(`Input exceeds maximum length of ${maxLength}`); return ''; } if (!CONSTANTS.ALLOWED_URL_CHARS.test(trimmed)) { console.warn('Input contains invalid characters'); return ''; } return trimmed; } function parseStartValue(value) { if (!value) return 0; if (/^\d+$/.test(value)) { const parsed = parseInt(value, 10); return isNaN(parsed) ? 0 : Math.max(0, parsed); } let total = 0; let matched = false; const regex = /(\d+)(h|m|s)/gi; let match; while ((match = regex.exec(value)) !== null) { matched = true; const num = parseInt(match[1], 10); if (isNaN(num)) continue; const unit = match[2].toLowerCase(); if (unit === 'h') total += num * CONSTANTS.TIME_FORMATS.HOURS; else if (unit === 'm') total += num * CONSTANTS.TIME_FORMATS.MINUTES; else if (unit === 's') total += num * CONSTANTS.TIME_FORMATS.SECONDS; } return matched ? 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Please check the video ID.</div>'; return; } // Create iframe const iframe = document.createElement('iframe'); iframe.setAttribute('allowfullscreen', ''); iframe.setAttribute('loading', 'lazy'); iframe.setAttribute('allow', 'accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture'); iframe.setAttribute('title', title ? `YouTube video player: ${title}` : 'YouTube video player'); iframe.src = embedUrl; const replacement = document.createElement('div'); replacement.className = wrapper.className; replacement.dataset.listenersAdded = 'true'; replacement.dataset.isLoaded = 'true'; replacement.appendChild(iframe); wrapper.replaceWith(replacement); } function enhanceEmbeds() { const wrappers = document.querySelectorAll('.video-wrapper'); wrappers.forEach(wrapper => { if (wrapper.dataset.listenersAdded === 'true') return; wrapper.dataset.listenersAdded = 'true'; const rawVideoId = wrapper.dataset.videoId || ''; const rawThumbUrl = wrapper.dataset.thumb || ''; const videoTitle = wrapper.dataset.videoTitle || ''; const kind = parseId(rawVideoId); const safeThumb = validateThumbnailUrl(rawThumbUrl); const thumbnail = wrapper.querySelector('.video-thumbnail'); setupThumbnail(thumbnail, kind, safeThumb); const loadHandler = () => loadEmbed(wrapper, kind, videoTitle); wrapper.addEventListener('click', loadHandler); const overlay = wrapper.querySelector('.video-overlay'); if (overlay) overlay.addEventListener('click', loadHandler); if (thumbnail) thumbnail.addEventListener('click', loadHandler); wrapper.addEventListener('keydown', (e) => { if (e.key === 'Enter' || e.key === ' ') { e.preventDefault(); loadHandler(); } }); }); } enhanceEmbeds(); if (document.readyState === 'loading') { document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', enhanceEmbeds); } })(); </script><p class="yt-text-link"> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL1PDqzqhM4">YouTube Video</a> </p><button type="button" class="video-wrapper" aria-label="Play YouTube video" data-video-id="kL1PDqzqhM4" data-thumb="" ><img class="video-thumbnail" src="data:image/svg+xml;charset=utf-8,%3Csvg%20xmlns=%27http://www.w3.org/2000/svg%27%20viewBox=%270%200%201280%20720%27%3E%3Crect%20width=%27100%25%25%27%20height=%27100%25%25%27%20fill=%27%23000%27/%3E%3C/svg%3E" alt="YouTube Thumbnail" loading="lazy" decoding="async"><div class="video-play-button"></div> </button><noscript> <div class="video-noscript"><img src="https://img.youtube.com/vi/kL1PDqzqhM4/maxresdefault.jpg" alt="YouTube Thumbnail"><p> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL1PDqzqhM4" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">YouTube Video</a> </p></div> </noscript> Very cool! The most complete and accurate breakdown of the history and genesis of "Lorem Ipsum", all thanks to Emily Zhang. Very entertaining and enlightening. #design #desktoppublishing #typography #letraset {{< yt "kL1PDqzqhM4" >}} https://tavexocor.shop/2026/06/05/two-things-one-i-dont.html Fri, 05 Jun 2026 15:40:42 -0700 http://tknblogs.micro.blog/2026/06/05/two-things-one-i-dont.html <p>Two things. One, I don&rsquo;t think this lawyer knows how bulldozers work. Two, this is the single most terrible legal argument I think I&rsquo;ve heard since the Three-Fifths Compromise. Then again, I&rsquo;m not a lawyer. #uspol #ballroom #TFG #crime #breakingTheLaw <a href="https://abcnews.com/US/appeals-court-hear-arguments-trumps-ballroom-plans-continue/story?id=133589066">abcnews.com/US/appeal&hellip;</a></p> Two things. One, I don't think this lawyer knows how bulldozers work. Two, this is the single most terrible legal argument I think I've heard since the Three-Fifths Compromise. Then again, I'm not a lawyer. #uspol #ballroom #TFG #crime #breakingTheLaw [abcnews.com/US/appeal...](https://abcnews.com/US/appeals-court-hear-arguments-trumps-ballroom-plans-continue/story?id=133589066) https://tavexocor.shop/2026/06/01/our-lord-tfg-has-pardoned.html Mon, 01 Jun 2026 09:40:27 -0700 http://tknblogs.micro.blog/2026/06/01/our-lord-tfg-has-pardoned.html <p>Our Lord #TFG has pardoned a distressingly large number of very terrible people, not just the January 6th rioters, whom he likes to call &ldquo;hostages&rdquo;. John Oliver details this in his latest video. #uspol #j6 #LWTWJO #crime #treason #fraud</p> <style> :root { --yt-aspect-ratio-16-9: 56.25%; --yt-bg-black: #000; --yt-play-button-bg: rgba(255, 0, 0, 0.8); --yt-play-button-bg-hover: rgba(255, 0, 0, 1); --yt-play-button-icon: #fff; --yt-overlay-bg: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.85); --yt-overlay-text: #fff; --yt-focus-outline: #e53935; --yt-play-button-width: 68px; --yt-play-button-height: 48px; --yt-play-button-border-radius: 12px; --yt-focus-outline-width: 3px; --yt-focus-outline-offset: 4px; --yt-transition-duration: 0.2s; --yt-transition-timing: ease-in-out; } .video-wrapper { position: relative; display: block; width: 100%; padding: 0; padding-bottom: var(--yt-aspect-ratio-16-9); margin: 0; height: 0; max-width: 100%; overflow: hidden; background-color: var(--yt-bg-black); cursor: pointer; outline: none; border: none; color: inherit; font: inherit; text-align: inherit; appearance: none; -webkit-appearance: none; } .video-wrapper[data-is-loaded="true"] { cursor: auto; } .video-wrapper:focus-visible { outline: var(--yt-focus-outline-width) solid var(--yt-focus-outline); outline-offset: var(--yt-focus-outline-offset); } .video-thumbnail { position: absolute; top: 0; right: 0; bottom: 0; left: 0; margin: auto; max-width: 100%; max-height: 100%; width: auto; height: auto; object-fit: contain; object-position: center; background-color: var(--yt-bg-black); z-index: 1; transition: opacity var(--yt-transition-duration) var(--yt-transition-timing); } .video-wrapper:hover .video-thumbnail { opacity: 0.9; } .video-overlay { position: absolute; bottom: 0; left: 0; width: 100%; background: var(--yt-overlay-bg); color: var(--yt-overlay-text); text-align: center; font-size: 0.85em; padding: 0.5em 1em; z-index: 2; pointer-events: auto; } .video-play-button { position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 50%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%); width: var(--yt-play-button-width); height: var(--yt-play-button-height); background-color: var(--yt-play-button-bg); border-radius: var(--yt-play-button-border-radius); z-index: 3; pointer-events: none; transition: all var(--yt-transition-duration) var(--yt-transition-timing); } .video-wrapper:hover .video-play-button { background-color: var(--yt-play-button-bg-hover); transform: translate(-50%, -50%) scale(1.1); } .video-wrapper:active .video-play-button { transform: translate(-50%, -50%) scale(1.05); } .video-play-button::before { content: ''; position: absolute; left: 26px; top: 14px; width: 0; height: 0; border-left: 18px solid var(--yt-play-button-icon); border-top: 12px solid transparent; border-bottom: 12px solid transparent; } .video-wrapper iframe { position: absolute; top: 0; left: 0; width: 100%; height: 100%; border: none; z-index: 4; } .video-noscript { display: block; max-width: 100%; background-color: var(--yt-bg-black); color: inherit; text-align: center; padding: 0; margin-top: 0.5em; } .video-noscript img { display: block; width: 100%; height: auto; } .video-noscript a { display: inline-block; padding: 0.75em 1em; color: inherit; text-decoration: underline; } .yt-text-link { display: none; } </style> <script> (function(){ 'use strict'; const CONSTANTS = { VIDEO_ID_LENGTH: 11, MAX_INPUT_LENGTH: 2048, VIDEO_ID_PATTERN: /^[a-zA-Z0-9_-]{11}$/, PLAYLIST_PREFIXES: /^(PL|OL|UU|LL|FL)/i, ALLOWED_URL_CHARS: /^[a-zA-Z0-9_\-?=&#:/.]+$/, TIME_FORMATS: { HOURS: 3600, MINUTES: 60, SECONDS: 1 }, YOUTUBE_NOCOOKIE_DOMAIN: 'https://www.youtube-nocookie.com', YOUTUBE_IMG_DOMAIN: 'https://img.youtube.com', EMBED_PARAMS: 'autoplay=1&mute=1' }; function validateInput(input, maxLength = CONSTANTS.MAX_INPUT_LENGTH) { if (!input || typeof input !== 'string') return ''; const trimmed = input.trim(); if (trimmed.length > maxLength) { console.warn(`Input exceeds maximum length of ${maxLength}`); return ''; } if (!CONSTANTS.ALLOWED_URL_CHARS.test(trimmed)) { console.warn('Input contains invalid characters'); return ''; } return trimmed; } function parseStartValue(value) { if (!value) return 0; if (/^\d+$/.test(value)) { const parsed = parseInt(value, 10); return isNaN(parsed) ? 0 : Math.max(0, parsed); } let total = 0; let matched = false; const regex = /(\d+)(h|m|s)/gi; let match; while ((match = regex.exec(value)) !== null) { matched = true; const num = parseInt(match[1], 10); if (isNaN(num)) continue; const unit = match[2].toLowerCase(); if (unit === 'h') total += num * CONSTANTS.TIME_FORMATS.HOURS; else if (unit === 'm') total += num * CONSTANTS.TIME_FORMATS.MINUTES; else if (unit === 's') total += num * CONSTANTS.TIME_FORMATS.SECONDS; } return matched ? Math.max(0, total) : 0; } function extractStartTime(queryString) { if (!queryString) return 0; try { const cleanQuery = queryString.startsWith('?') || queryString.startsWith('#') ? queryString.slice(1) : queryString; const params = new URLSearchParams(cleanQuery); return parseStartValue(params.get('start')) || parseStartValue(params.get('t')) || parseStartValue(params.get('time_continue')) || 0; } catch (e) { console.warn('Failed to parse query parameters:', e); return 0; } } function parseId(raw) { const validated = validateInput(raw); if (!validated) { return { type: 'unknown', id: '', start: 0 }; } let startSeconds = 0; let normalized = validated; const queryIndex = normalized.indexOf('?'); if (queryIndex !== -1) { startSeconds = extractStartTime(normalized.slice(queryIndex + 1)); normalized = normalized.slice(0, queryIndex); } const hashIndex = normalized.indexOf('#'); if (hashIndex !== -1) { startSeconds = startSeconds || extractStartTime(normalized.slice(hashIndex + 1)); normalized = normalized.slice(0, hashIndex); } if (CONSTANTS.PLAYLIST_PREFIXES.test(normalized)) { return { type: 'playlist', id: normalized, start: startSeconds }; } if (CONSTANTS.VIDEO_ID_PATTERN.test(normalized)) { return { type: 'video', id: normalized, start: startSeconds }; } const listMatch = normalized.match(/list=([^&]+)/); if (listMatch && listMatch[1]) { return { type: 'playlist', id: listMatch[1], start: startSeconds }; } console.warn('Unable to parse video/playlist ID:', raw); return { type: 'unknown', id: '', start: startSeconds }; } function validateThumbnailUrl(thumbUrl) { if (!thumbUrl) return ''; let cleaned = thumbUrl.trim(); const markdownMatch = cleaned.match(/^\[[^\]]*\]\(([^)]+)\)$/); if (markdownMatch) { cleaned = markdownMatch[1].trim(); } try { const url = new URL(cleaned, document.baseURI); if (url.protocol !== 'http:' && url.protocol !== 'https:') { console.warn('Thumbnail URL must use http or https protocol'); return ''; } return url.href; } catch (e) { console.warn('Invalid thumbnail URL:', e); return ''; } } function getPlaylistPlaceholder() { const svg = `<svg xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg' viewBox='0 0 1280 720'>` + `<rect width='100%' height='100%' fill='#000'/>` + `<rect x='220' y='260' width='840' height='60' fill='#fff'/>` + `<rect x='220' y='340' width='660' height='60' fill='#fff'/>` + `</svg>`; return 'data:image/svg+xml;charset=utf-8,' + encodeURIComponent(svg); } /** * Sets up thumbnail for video wrapper * @param {HTMLImageElement} thumbnail - Thumbnail element * @param {Object} kind - Parsed video/playlist info * @param {string} customThumb - Custom thumbnail URL */ function setupThumbnail(thumbnail, kind, customThumb) { if (!thumbnail) return; if (customThumb) { // Use custom thumbnail thumbnail.onerror = null; thumbnail.src = customThumb; } else if (kind.type === 'playlist') { // Use playlist placeholder thumbnail.src = getPlaylistPlaceholder(); } else if (kind.type === 'video' && kind.id) { // Use YouTube thumbnail with fallback thumbnail.src = `${CONSTANTS.YOUTUBE_IMG_DOMAIN}/vi/${kind.id}/maxresdefault.jpg`; thumbnail.onerror = () => { thumbnail.onerror = null; thumbnail.src = `${CONSTANTS.YOUTUBE_IMG_DOMAIN}/vi/${kind.id}/0.jpg`; }; } // For unknown type, keep the default placeholder } /** * Creates embed URL for video or playlist * @param {Object} kind - Parsed video/playlist info * @returns {string} Embed URL or empty string if invalid */ function createEmbedUrl(kind) { if (kind.type === 'playlist' && kind.id) { return `${CONSTANTS.YOUTUBE_NOCOOKIE_DOMAIN}/embed/videoseries?list=${encodeURIComponent(kind.id)}&${CONSTANTS.EMBED_PARAMS}`; } else if (kind.type === 'video' && kind.id) { let url = `${CONSTANTS.YOUTUBE_NOCOOKIE_DOMAIN}/embed/${encodeURIComponent(kind.id)}?${CONSTANTS.EMBED_PARAMS}`; if (kind.start > 0) { url += `&start=${Math.floor(kind.start)}`; } return url; } return ''; } /** * Creates and loads iframe embed * @param {HTMLElement} wrapper - Video wrapper element * @param {Object} kind - Parsed video/playlist info * @param {string} title - Video title */ function loadEmbed(wrapper, kind, title) { if (wrapper.dataset.isLoaded === 'true') return; const embedUrl = createEmbedUrl(kind); if (!embedUrl) { console.error('Unable to create embed URL - invalid video/playlist ID'); // Show error message to user wrapper.innerHTML = '<div style="padding: 2em; text-align: center; color: #fff;">Unable to load video. Please check the video ID.</div>'; return; } // Create iframe const iframe = document.createElement('iframe'); iframe.setAttribute('allowfullscreen', ''); iframe.setAttribute('loading', 'lazy'); iframe.setAttribute('allow', 'accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture'); iframe.setAttribute('title', title ? `YouTube video player: ${title}` : 'YouTube video player'); iframe.src = embedUrl; const replacement = document.createElement('div'); replacement.className = wrapper.className; replacement.dataset.listenersAdded = 'true'; replacement.dataset.isLoaded = 'true'; replacement.appendChild(iframe); wrapper.replaceWith(replacement); } function enhanceEmbeds() { const wrappers = document.querySelectorAll('.video-wrapper'); wrappers.forEach(wrapper => { if (wrapper.dataset.listenersAdded === 'true') return; wrapper.dataset.listenersAdded = 'true'; const rawVideoId = wrapper.dataset.videoId || ''; const rawThumbUrl = wrapper.dataset.thumb || ''; const videoTitle = wrapper.dataset.videoTitle || ''; const kind = parseId(rawVideoId); const safeThumb = validateThumbnailUrl(rawThumbUrl); const thumbnail = wrapper.querySelector('.video-thumbnail'); setupThumbnail(thumbnail, kind, safeThumb); const loadHandler = () => loadEmbed(wrapper, kind, videoTitle); wrapper.addEventListener('click', loadHandler); const overlay = wrapper.querySelector('.video-overlay'); if (overlay) overlay.addEventListener('click', loadHandler); if (thumbnail) thumbnail.addEventListener('click', loadHandler); wrapper.addEventListener('keydown', (e) => { if (e.key === 'Enter' || e.key === ' ') { e.preventDefault(); loadHandler(); } }); }); } enhanceEmbeds(); if (document.readyState === 'loading') { document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', enhanceEmbeds); } })(); </script><p class="yt-text-link"> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crzxR8enx6o">YouTube Video</a> </p><button type="button" class="video-wrapper" aria-label="Play YouTube video" data-video-id="crzxR8enx6o" data-thumb="" ><img class="video-thumbnail" src="data:image/svg+xml;charset=utf-8,%3Csvg%20xmlns=%27http://www.w3.org/2000/svg%27%20viewBox=%270%200%201280%20720%27%3E%3Crect%20width=%27100%25%25%27%20height=%27100%25%25%27%20fill=%27%23000%27/%3E%3C/svg%3E" alt="YouTube Thumbnail" loading="lazy" decoding="async"><div class="video-play-button"></div> </button><noscript> <div class="video-noscript"><img src="https://img.youtube.com/vi/crzxR8enx6o/maxresdefault.jpg" alt="YouTube Thumbnail"><p> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crzxR8enx6o" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">YouTube Video</a> </p></div> </noscript> Our Lord #TFG has pardoned a distressingly large number of very terrible people, not just the January 6th rioters, whom he likes to call "hostages". John Oliver details this in his latest video. #uspol #j6 #LWTWJO #crime #treason #fraud {{< yt "crzxR8enx6o" >}} https://tavexocor.shop/2026/05/31/apples-multi-device-management-tools.html Sun, 31 May 2026 12:17:05 -0700 http://tknblogs.micro.blog/2026/05/31/apples-multi-device-management-tools.html <p>Apple&rsquo;s Multi Device Management tools for institutions is fantastic, until it&rsquo;s not disabled before off-leasing the devices, leaving bargain hunters to employ work arounds. But refurbishers won&rsquo;t bother as it costs too much. 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Math.max(0, total) : 0; } function extractStartTime(queryString) { if (!queryString) return 0; try { const cleanQuery = queryString.startsWith('?') || queryString.startsWith('#') ? queryString.slice(1) : queryString; const params = new URLSearchParams(cleanQuery); return parseStartValue(params.get('start')) || parseStartValue(params.get('t')) || parseStartValue(params.get('time_continue')) || 0; } catch (e) { console.warn('Failed to parse query parameters:', e); return 0; } } function parseId(raw) { const validated = validateInput(raw); if (!validated) { return { type: 'unknown', id: '', start: 0 }; } let startSeconds = 0; let normalized = validated; const queryIndex = normalized.indexOf('?'); if (queryIndex !== -1) { startSeconds = extractStartTime(normalized.slice(queryIndex + 1)); normalized = normalized.slice(0, queryIndex); } const hashIndex = normalized.indexOf('#'); if (hashIndex !== -1) { startSeconds = startSeconds || extractStartTime(normalized.slice(hashIndex + 1)); normalized = normalized.slice(0, hashIndex); } if (CONSTANTS.PLAYLIST_PREFIXES.test(normalized)) { return { type: 'playlist', id: normalized, start: startSeconds }; } if (CONSTANTS.VIDEO_ID_PATTERN.test(normalized)) { return { type: 'video', id: normalized, start: startSeconds }; } const listMatch = normalized.match(/list=([^&]+)/); if (listMatch && listMatch[1]) { return { type: 'playlist', id: listMatch[1], start: startSeconds }; } console.warn('Unable to parse video/playlist ID:', raw); return { type: 'unknown', id: '', start: startSeconds }; } function validateThumbnailUrl(thumbUrl) { if (!thumbUrl) return ''; let cleaned = thumbUrl.trim(); const markdownMatch = cleaned.match(/^\[[^\]]*\]\(([^)]+)\)$/); if (markdownMatch) { cleaned = markdownMatch[1].trim(); } try { const url = new URL(cleaned, document.baseURI); if (url.protocol !== 'http:' && url.protocol !== 'https:') { console.warn('Thumbnail URL must use http or https protocol'); return ''; } return url.href; } catch (e) { console.warn('Invalid thumbnail URL:', e); return ''; } } function getPlaylistPlaceholder() { const svg = `<svg xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg' viewBox='0 0 1280 720'>` + `<rect width='100%' height='100%' fill='#000'/>` + `<rect x='220' y='260' width='840' height='60' fill='#fff'/>` + `<rect x='220' y='340' width='660' height='60' fill='#fff'/>` + `</svg>`; return 'data:image/svg+xml;charset=utf-8,' + encodeURIComponent(svg); } /** * Sets up thumbnail for video wrapper * @param {HTMLImageElement} thumbnail - Thumbnail element * @param {Object} kind - Parsed video/playlist info * @param {string} customThumb - Custom thumbnail URL */ function setupThumbnail(thumbnail, kind, customThumb) { if (!thumbnail) return; if (customThumb) { // Use custom thumbnail thumbnail.onerror = null; thumbnail.src = customThumb; } else if (kind.type === 'playlist') { // Use playlist placeholder thumbnail.src = getPlaylistPlaceholder(); } else if (kind.type === 'video' && kind.id) { // Use YouTube thumbnail with fallback thumbnail.src = `${CONSTANTS.YOUTUBE_IMG_DOMAIN}/vi/${kind.id}/maxresdefault.jpg`; thumbnail.onerror = () => { thumbnail.onerror = null; thumbnail.src = `${CONSTANTS.YOUTUBE_IMG_DOMAIN}/vi/${kind.id}/0.jpg`; }; } // For unknown type, keep the default placeholder } /** * Creates embed URL for video or playlist * @param {Object} kind - Parsed video/playlist info * @returns {string} Embed URL or empty string if invalid */ function createEmbedUrl(kind) { if (kind.type === 'playlist' && kind.id) { return `${CONSTANTS.YOUTUBE_NOCOOKIE_DOMAIN}/embed/videoseries?list=${encodeURIComponent(kind.id)}&${CONSTANTS.EMBED_PARAMS}`; } else if (kind.type === 'video' && kind.id) { let url = `${CONSTANTS.YOUTUBE_NOCOOKIE_DOMAIN}/embed/${encodeURIComponent(kind.id)}?${CONSTANTS.EMBED_PARAMS}`; if (kind.start > 0) { url += `&start=${Math.floor(kind.start)}`; } return url; } return ''; } /** * Creates and loads iframe embed * @param {HTMLElement} wrapper - Video wrapper element * @param {Object} kind - Parsed video/playlist info * @param {string} title - Video title */ function loadEmbed(wrapper, kind, title) { if (wrapper.dataset.isLoaded === 'true') return; const embedUrl = createEmbedUrl(kind); if (!embedUrl) { console.error('Unable to create embed URL - invalid video/playlist ID'); // Show error message to user wrapper.innerHTML = '<div style="padding: 2em; text-align: center; color: #fff;">Unable to load video. Please check the video ID.</div>'; return; } // Create iframe const iframe = document.createElement('iframe'); iframe.setAttribute('allowfullscreen', ''); iframe.setAttribute('loading', 'lazy'); iframe.setAttribute('allow', 'accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture'); iframe.setAttribute('title', title ? `YouTube video player: ${title}` : 'YouTube video player'); iframe.src = embedUrl; const replacement = document.createElement('div'); replacement.className = wrapper.className; replacement.dataset.listenersAdded = 'true'; replacement.dataset.isLoaded = 'true'; replacement.appendChild(iframe); wrapper.replaceWith(replacement); } function enhanceEmbeds() { const wrappers = document.querySelectorAll('.video-wrapper'); wrappers.forEach(wrapper => { if (wrapper.dataset.listenersAdded === 'true') return; wrapper.dataset.listenersAdded = 'true'; const rawVideoId = wrapper.dataset.videoId || ''; const rawThumbUrl = wrapper.dataset.thumb || ''; const videoTitle = wrapper.dataset.videoTitle || ''; const kind = parseId(rawVideoId); const safeThumb = validateThumbnailUrl(rawThumbUrl); const thumbnail = wrapper.querySelector('.video-thumbnail'); setupThumbnail(thumbnail, kind, safeThumb); const loadHandler = () => loadEmbed(wrapper, kind, videoTitle); wrapper.addEventListener('click', loadHandler); const overlay = wrapper.querySelector('.video-overlay'); if (overlay) overlay.addEventListener('click', loadHandler); if (thumbnail) thumbnail.addEventListener('click', loadHandler); wrapper.addEventListener('keydown', (e) => { if (e.key === 'Enter' || e.key === ' ') { e.preventDefault(); loadHandler(); } }); }); } enhanceEmbeds(); if (document.readyState === 'loading') { document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', enhanceEmbeds); } })(); </script><p class="yt-text-link"> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YGVo48qPaA">YouTube Video</a> </p><button type="button" class="video-wrapper" aria-label="Play YouTube video" data-video-id="6YGVo48qPaA" data-thumb="" ><img class="video-thumbnail" src="data:image/svg+xml;charset=utf-8,%3Csvg%20xmlns=%27http://www.w3.org/2000/svg%27%20viewBox=%270%200%201280%20720%27%3E%3Crect%20width=%27100%25%25%27%20height=%27100%25%25%27%20fill=%27%23000%27/%3E%3C/svg%3E" alt="YouTube Thumbnail" loading="lazy" decoding="async"><div class="video-play-button"></div> </button><noscript> <div class="video-noscript"><img src="https://img.youtube.com/vi/6YGVo48qPaA/maxresdefault.jpg" alt="YouTube Thumbnail"><p> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YGVo48qPaA" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">YouTube Video</a> </p></div> </noscript> Apple's Multi Device Management tools for institutions is fantastic, until it's not disabled before off-leasing the devices, leaving bargain hunters to employ work arounds. But refurbishers won't bother as it costs too much. This needs to be fixed. #Apple #RightToRepair {{< yt "6YGVo48qPaA" >}} https://tavexocor.shop/2026/05/30/apple-why-is-it-soooo.html Sat, 30 May 2026 10:44:29 -0700 http://tknblogs.micro.blog/2026/05/30/apple-why-is-it-soooo.html <p>APPLE!!!! Why is it soooo hard to use swipe navigation in Music!!!???? I have to span almost the entire trackpad for it to reluctantly go back to the previous page!! And it&rsquo;s so inconsistent where it will even work!! COME ON!!! #apple #macos #badux</p> APPLE!!!! Why is it soooo hard to use swipe navigation in Music!!!???? I have to span almost the entire trackpad for it to reluctantly go back to the previous page!! And it's so inconsistent where it will even work!! COME ON!!! #apple #macos #badux https://tavexocor.shop/2026/05/29/i-think-this-said-everything.html Fri, 29 May 2026 10:01:20 -0700 http://tknblogs.micro.blog/2026/05/29/i-think-this-said-everything.html <p>I think this says everything you need to know about Americas 250th birthday. #uspol #idiocracy #music</p> <img src="https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/151098/2026/3b8e5537fb.jpg" width="410" height="600" alt="A headline discusses the internet's reaction to Bret Michaels and others leaving Trump's 'Freedom 250' concert series, with Trump shrugging shown below. "> I think this says everything you need to know about Americas 250th birthday. #uspol #idiocracy #music <img src="https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/151098/2026/3b8e5537fb.jpg" width="410" height="600" alt="A headline discusses the internet's reaction to Bret Michaels and others leaving Trump's 'Freedom 250' concert series, with Trump shrugging shown below. "> https://tavexocor.shop/2026/05/29/freedom-is-in-hospice-care.html Fri, 29 May 2026 08:51:50 -0700 http://tknblogs.micro.blog/2026/05/29/freedom-is-in-hospice-care.html <p>Freedom is in hospice care. #NY shoehorned anti-maker #surveillance legislation into their budget claiming to target ghost guns, but not understanding how much they&rsquo;re actually breaking in the process. 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Please check the video ID.</div>'; return; } // Create iframe const iframe = document.createElement('iframe'); iframe.setAttribute('allowfullscreen', ''); iframe.setAttribute('loading', 'lazy'); iframe.setAttribute('allow', 'accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture'); iframe.setAttribute('title', title ? `YouTube video player: ${title}` : 'YouTube video player'); iframe.src = embedUrl; const replacement = document.createElement('div'); replacement.className = wrapper.className; replacement.dataset.listenersAdded = 'true'; replacement.dataset.isLoaded = 'true'; replacement.appendChild(iframe); wrapper.replaceWith(replacement); } function enhanceEmbeds() { const wrappers = document.querySelectorAll('.video-wrapper'); wrappers.forEach(wrapper => { if (wrapper.dataset.listenersAdded === 'true') return; wrapper.dataset.listenersAdded = 'true'; const rawVideoId = wrapper.dataset.videoId || ''; const rawThumbUrl = wrapper.dataset.thumb || ''; const videoTitle = wrapper.dataset.videoTitle || ''; const kind = parseId(rawVideoId); const safeThumb = validateThumbnailUrl(rawThumbUrl); const thumbnail = wrapper.querySelector('.video-thumbnail'); setupThumbnail(thumbnail, kind, safeThumb); const loadHandler = () => loadEmbed(wrapper, kind, videoTitle); wrapper.addEventListener('click', loadHandler); const overlay = wrapper.querySelector('.video-overlay'); if (overlay) overlay.addEventListener('click', loadHandler); if (thumbnail) thumbnail.addEventListener('click', loadHandler); wrapper.addEventListener('keydown', (e) => { if (e.key === 'Enter' || e.key === ' ') { e.preventDefault(); loadHandler(); } }); }); } enhanceEmbeds(); if (document.readyState === 'loading') { document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', enhanceEmbeds); } })(); </script><p class="yt-text-link"> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4QxcwAm2bQ">YouTube Video</a> </p><button type="button" class="video-wrapper" aria-label="Play YouTube video" data-video-id="n4QxcwAm2bQ" data-thumb="" ><img class="video-thumbnail" src="data:image/svg+xml;charset=utf-8,%3Csvg%20xmlns=%27http://www.w3.org/2000/svg%27%20viewBox=%270%200%201280%20720%27%3E%3Crect%20width=%27100%25%25%27%20height=%27100%25%25%27%20fill=%27%23000%27/%3E%3C/svg%3E" alt="YouTube Thumbnail" loading="lazy" decoding="async"><div class="video-play-button"></div> </button><noscript> <div class="video-noscript"><img src="https://img.youtube.com/vi/n4QxcwAm2bQ/maxresdefault.jpg" alt="YouTube Thumbnail"><p> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4QxcwAm2bQ" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">YouTube Video</a> </p></div> </noscript> Freedom is in hospice care. #NY shoehorned anti-maker #surveillance legislation into their budget claiming to target ghost guns, but not understanding how much they're actually breaking in the process. CNC, lathes, laser cutters, 3D printers & more are included. #uspol #tech #rights {{< yt "n4QxcwAm2bQ" >}} https://tavexocor.shop/2026/05/28/wed-long-used-the-metaphor.html Thu, 28 May 2026 08:40:00 -0700 http://tknblogs.micro.blog/2026/05/28/wed-long-used-the-metaphor.html <p>We&rsquo;d long used the metaphor of chess to describe the methodologies of liberals and sniped at conservatives for playing checkers. Damien clarifies that they are indeed playing chess, but don&rsquo;t give two shits about the rules. #politics #ethics #strategery</p> <style> :root { --yt-aspect-ratio-16-9: 56.25%; --yt-bg-black: #000; --yt-play-button-bg: rgba(255, 0, 0, 0.8); --yt-play-button-bg-hover: rgba(255, 0, 0, 1); --yt-play-button-icon: #fff; --yt-overlay-bg: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.85); --yt-overlay-text: #fff; --yt-focus-outline: #e53935; --yt-play-button-width: 68px; --yt-play-button-height: 48px; --yt-play-button-border-radius: 12px; --yt-focus-outline-width: 3px; --yt-focus-outline-offset: 4px; --yt-transition-duration: 0.2s; --yt-transition-timing: ease-in-out; } .video-wrapper { position: relative; display: block; width: 100%; padding: 0; padding-bottom: var(--yt-aspect-ratio-16-9); margin: 0; height: 0; max-width: 100%; overflow: hidden; background-color: var(--yt-bg-black); cursor: pointer; outline: none; border: none; color: inherit; font: inherit; text-align: inherit; appearance: none; -webkit-appearance: none; } .video-wrapper[data-is-loaded="true"] { cursor: auto; } .video-wrapper:focus-visible { outline: var(--yt-focus-outline-width) solid var(--yt-focus-outline); outline-offset: var(--yt-focus-outline-offset); } .video-thumbnail { position: absolute; top: 0; right: 0; bottom: 0; left: 0; margin: auto; max-width: 100%; max-height: 100%; width: auto; height: auto; object-fit: contain; object-position: center; background-color: var(--yt-bg-black); z-index: 1; transition: opacity var(--yt-transition-duration) var(--yt-transition-timing); } .video-wrapper:hover .video-thumbnail { opacity: 0.9; } .video-overlay { position: absolute; bottom: 0; left: 0; width: 100%; background: var(--yt-overlay-bg); color: var(--yt-overlay-text); text-align: center; font-size: 0.85em; padding: 0.5em 1em; z-index: 2; pointer-events: auto; } .video-play-button { position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 50%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%); width: var(--yt-play-button-width); height: var(--yt-play-button-height); background-color: var(--yt-play-button-bg); border-radius: var(--yt-play-button-border-radius); z-index: 3; pointer-events: none; transition: all var(--yt-transition-duration) var(--yt-transition-timing); } .video-wrapper:hover .video-play-button { background-color: var(--yt-play-button-bg-hover); transform: translate(-50%, -50%) scale(1.1); } .video-wrapper:active .video-play-button { transform: translate(-50%, -50%) scale(1.05); } .video-play-button::before { content: ''; position: absolute; left: 26px; top: 14px; width: 0; height: 0; border-left: 18px solid var(--yt-play-button-icon); border-top: 12px solid transparent; border-bottom: 12px solid transparent; } .video-wrapper iframe { position: absolute; top: 0; left: 0; width: 100%; height: 100%; border: none; z-index: 4; } .video-noscript { display: block; max-width: 100%; background-color: var(--yt-bg-black); color: inherit; text-align: center; padding: 0; margin-top: 0.5em; } .video-noscript img { display: block; width: 100%; height: auto; } .video-noscript a { display: inline-block; padding: 0.75em 1em; color: inherit; text-decoration: underline; } .yt-text-link { display: none; } </style> <script> (function(){ 'use strict'; const CONSTANTS = { VIDEO_ID_LENGTH: 11, MAX_INPUT_LENGTH: 2048, VIDEO_ID_PATTERN: /^[a-zA-Z0-9_-]{11}$/, PLAYLIST_PREFIXES: /^(PL|OL|UU|LL|FL)/i, ALLOWED_URL_CHARS: /^[a-zA-Z0-9_\-?=&#:/.]+$/, TIME_FORMATS: { HOURS: 3600, MINUTES: 60, SECONDS: 1 }, YOUTUBE_NOCOOKIE_DOMAIN: 'https://www.youtube-nocookie.com', YOUTUBE_IMG_DOMAIN: 'https://img.youtube.com', EMBED_PARAMS: 'autoplay=1&mute=1' }; function validateInput(input, maxLength = CONSTANTS.MAX_INPUT_LENGTH) { if (!input || typeof input !== 'string') return ''; const trimmed = input.trim(); if (trimmed.length > maxLength) { console.warn(`Input exceeds maximum length of ${maxLength}`); return ''; } if (!CONSTANTS.ALLOWED_URL_CHARS.test(trimmed)) { console.warn('Input contains invalid characters'); return ''; } return trimmed; } function parseStartValue(value) { if (!value) return 0; if (/^\d+$/.test(value)) { const parsed = parseInt(value, 10); return isNaN(parsed) ? 0 : Math.max(0, parsed); } let total = 0; let matched = false; const regex = /(\d+)(h|m|s)/gi; let match; while ((match = regex.exec(value)) !== null) { matched = true; const num = parseInt(match[1], 10); if (isNaN(num)) continue; const unit = match[2].toLowerCase(); if (unit === 'h') total += num * CONSTANTS.TIME_FORMATS.HOURS; else if (unit === 'm') total += num * CONSTANTS.TIME_FORMATS.MINUTES; else if (unit === 's') total += num * CONSTANTS.TIME_FORMATS.SECONDS; } return matched ? 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Please check the video ID.</div>'; return; } // Create iframe const iframe = document.createElement('iframe'); iframe.setAttribute('allowfullscreen', ''); iframe.setAttribute('loading', 'lazy'); iframe.setAttribute('allow', 'accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture'); iframe.setAttribute('title', title ? `YouTube video player: ${title}` : 'YouTube video player'); iframe.src = embedUrl; const replacement = document.createElement('div'); replacement.className = wrapper.className; replacement.dataset.listenersAdded = 'true'; replacement.dataset.isLoaded = 'true'; replacement.appendChild(iframe); wrapper.replaceWith(replacement); } function enhanceEmbeds() { const wrappers = document.querySelectorAll('.video-wrapper'); wrappers.forEach(wrapper => { if (wrapper.dataset.listenersAdded === 'true') return; wrapper.dataset.listenersAdded = 'true'; const rawVideoId = wrapper.dataset.videoId || ''; const rawThumbUrl = wrapper.dataset.thumb || ''; const videoTitle = wrapper.dataset.videoTitle || ''; const kind = parseId(rawVideoId); const safeThumb = validateThumbnailUrl(rawThumbUrl); const thumbnail = wrapper.querySelector('.video-thumbnail'); setupThumbnail(thumbnail, kind, safeThumb); const loadHandler = () => loadEmbed(wrapper, kind, videoTitle); wrapper.addEventListener('click', loadHandler); const overlay = wrapper.querySelector('.video-overlay'); if (overlay) overlay.addEventListener('click', loadHandler); if (thumbnail) thumbnail.addEventListener('click', loadHandler); wrapper.addEventListener('keydown', (e) => { if (e.key === 'Enter' || e.key === ' ') { e.preventDefault(); loadHandler(); } }); }); } enhanceEmbeds(); if (document.readyState === 'loading') { document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', enhanceEmbeds); } })(); </script><p class="yt-text-link"> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXoRVAEwLqU">YouTube Video</a> </p><button type="button" class="video-wrapper" aria-label="Play YouTube video" data-video-id="BXoRVAEwLqU" data-thumb="" ><img class="video-thumbnail" src="data:image/svg+xml;charset=utf-8,%3Csvg%20xmlns=%27http://www.w3.org/2000/svg%27%20viewBox=%270%200%201280%20720%27%3E%3Crect%20width=%27100%25%25%27%20height=%27100%25%25%27%20fill=%27%23000%27/%3E%3C/svg%3E" alt="YouTube Thumbnail" loading="lazy" decoding="async"><div class="video-play-button"></div> </button><noscript> <div class="video-noscript"><img src="https://img.youtube.com/vi/BXoRVAEwLqU/maxresdefault.jpg" alt="YouTube Thumbnail"><p> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXoRVAEwLqU" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">YouTube Video</a> </p></div> </noscript> We'd long used the metaphor of chess to describe the methodologies of liberals and sniped at conservatives for playing checkers. Damien clarifies that they are indeed playing chess, but don't give two shits about the rules. #politics #ethics #strategery {{< yt "BXoRVAEwLqU" >}} https://tavexocor.shop/2026/05/27/oh-of-course-todays-morality.html Wed, 27 May 2026 19:41:48 -0700 http://tknblogs.micro.blog/2026/05/27/oh-of-course-todays-morality.html <p>Oh, of course. Today&rsquo;s morality forecast: WTF cares. #TFG &amp; Co are giving out get out of jail free cards! #crime #gambling #crapitalism <a href="https://www.theverge.com/tech/938635/google-polymarket-insider-trading-prediction-market-bets">www.theverge.com/tech/9386&hellip;</a></p> Oh, of course. Today's morality forecast: WTF cares. #TFG & Co are giving out get out of jail free cards! #crime #gambling #crapitalism [www.theverge.com/tech/9386...](https://www.theverge.com/tech/938635/google-polymarket-insider-trading-prediction-market-bets) https://tavexocor.shop/2026/05/27/dear-cnn-app-repeatedly-airing.html Wed, 27 May 2026 08:08:51 -0700 http://tknblogs.micro.blog/2026/05/27/dear-cnn-app-repeatedly-airing.html <p>Dear CNN app,</p> <p>Repeatedly airing HBO Max promos over and over and over, day after day after day, does not increasingly pique our interest. It enrages and sickens us, making us hate seeing it. Please diversify. Then again, Ellison.</p> <p>Sincerely,</p> <p>CNN Subscribers #advertising #TV #streaming #crapitalism</p> Dear CNN app, Repeatedly airing HBO Max promos over and over and over, day after day after day, does not increasingly pique our interest. It enrages and sickens us, making us hate seeing it. Please diversify. Then again, Ellison. Sincerely, CNN Subscribers #advertising #TV #streaming #crapitalism https://tavexocor.shop/2026/05/26/hoo-boy-what-a-clusterfuck.html Tue, 26 May 2026 07:02:20 -0700 http://tknblogs.micro.blog/2026/05/26/hoo-boy-what-a-clusterfuck.html <p>Hoo boy. What a clusterfuck. #ElonMusk is nothing more than a grifter, and people are still believing his bullshit&hellip; and paying him ungodly sums for the privilege?! 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Please check the video ID.</div>'; return; } // Create iframe const iframe = document.createElement('iframe'); iframe.setAttribute('allowfullscreen', ''); iframe.setAttribute('loading', 'lazy'); iframe.setAttribute('allow', 'accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture'); iframe.setAttribute('title', title ? `YouTube video player: ${title}` : 'YouTube video player'); iframe.src = embedUrl; const replacement = document.createElement('div'); replacement.className = wrapper.className; replacement.dataset.listenersAdded = 'true'; replacement.dataset.isLoaded = 'true'; replacement.appendChild(iframe); wrapper.replaceWith(replacement); } function enhanceEmbeds() { const wrappers = document.querySelectorAll('.video-wrapper'); wrappers.forEach(wrapper => { if (wrapper.dataset.listenersAdded === 'true') return; wrapper.dataset.listenersAdded = 'true'; const rawVideoId = wrapper.dataset.videoId || ''; const rawThumbUrl = wrapper.dataset.thumb || ''; const videoTitle = wrapper.dataset.videoTitle || ''; const kind = parseId(rawVideoId); const safeThumb = validateThumbnailUrl(rawThumbUrl); const thumbnail = wrapper.querySelector('.video-thumbnail'); setupThumbnail(thumbnail, kind, safeThumb); const loadHandler = () => loadEmbed(wrapper, kind, videoTitle); wrapper.addEventListener('click', loadHandler); const overlay = wrapper.querySelector('.video-overlay'); if (overlay) overlay.addEventListener('click', loadHandler); if (thumbnail) thumbnail.addEventListener('click', loadHandler); wrapper.addEventListener('keydown', (e) => { if (e.key === 'Enter' || e.key === ' ') { e.preventDefault(); loadHandler(); } }); }); } enhanceEmbeds(); if (document.readyState === 'loading') { document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', enhanceEmbeds); } })(); </script><p class="yt-text-link"> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHD8BDFYyGI">YouTube Video</a> </p><button type="button" class="video-wrapper" aria-label="Play YouTube video" data-video-id="IHD8BDFYyGI" data-thumb="" ><img class="video-thumbnail" src="data:image/svg+xml;charset=utf-8,%3Csvg%20xmlns=%27http://www.w3.org/2000/svg%27%20viewBox=%270%200%201280%20720%27%3E%3Crect%20width=%27100%25%25%27%20height=%27100%25%25%27%20fill=%27%23000%27/%3E%3C/svg%3E" alt="YouTube Thumbnail" loading="lazy" decoding="async"><div class="video-play-button"></div> </button><noscript> <div class="video-noscript"><img src="https://img.youtube.com/vi/IHD8BDFYyGI/maxresdefault.jpg" alt="YouTube Thumbnail"><p> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHD8BDFYyGI" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">YouTube Video</a> </p></div> </noscript> Hoo boy. What a clusterfuck. #ElonMusk is nothing more than a grifter, and people are still believing his bullshit... and paying him ungodly sums for the privilege?! The #SpaceX IPO is just the latest of these shenanigans. #crapitalism #xitter #cybertruck #fraud {{< yt "IHD8BDFYyGI" >}} https://tavexocor.shop/2026/05/21/yt-tibcjzzbmk-the-legaleagle-is.html Thu, 21 May 2026 17:48:41 -0700 http://tknblogs.micro.blog/2026/05/21/yt-tibcjzzbmk-the-legaleagle-is.html <p>The #LegalEagle is clearly upset. We should all be this enraged at this blatant corruption and outright theft of tax payer monies to, er&hellip; do whateverthefuck they want, to pay whomever they please, and could even be used to fund a coup. #uspol #TFG #8647 <style> :root { --yt-aspect-ratio-16-9: 56.25%; --yt-bg-black: #000; --yt-play-button-bg: rgba(255, 0, 0, 0.8); --yt-play-button-bg-hover: rgba(255, 0, 0, 1); --yt-play-button-icon: #fff; --yt-overlay-bg: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.85); --yt-overlay-text: #fff; --yt-focus-outline: #e53935; --yt-play-button-width: 68px; --yt-play-button-height: 48px; --yt-play-button-border-radius: 12px; --yt-focus-outline-width: 3px; --yt-focus-outline-offset: 4px; --yt-transition-duration: 0.2s; --yt-transition-timing: ease-in-out; } .video-wrapper { position: relative; display: block; width: 100%; padding: 0; padding-bottom: var(--yt-aspect-ratio-16-9); margin: 0; height: 0; max-width: 100%; overflow: hidden; background-color: var(--yt-bg-black); cursor: pointer; outline: none; border: none; color: inherit; font: inherit; text-align: inherit; appearance: none; -webkit-appearance: none; } .video-wrapper[data-is-loaded="true"] { cursor: auto; } .video-wrapper:focus-visible { outline: var(--yt-focus-outline-width) solid var(--yt-focus-outline); outline-offset: var(--yt-focus-outline-offset); } .video-thumbnail { position: absolute; top: 0; right: 0; bottom: 0; left: 0; margin: auto; max-width: 100%; max-height: 100%; width: auto; height: auto; object-fit: contain; object-position: center; background-color: var(--yt-bg-black); z-index: 1; transition: opacity var(--yt-transition-duration) var(--yt-transition-timing); } .video-wrapper:hover .video-thumbnail { opacity: 0.9; } .video-overlay { position: absolute; bottom: 0; left: 0; width: 100%; background: var(--yt-overlay-bg); color: var(--yt-overlay-text); text-align: center; font-size: 0.85em; padding: 0.5em 1em; z-index: 2; pointer-events: auto; } .video-play-button { position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 50%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%); width: var(--yt-play-button-width); height: var(--yt-play-button-height); background-color: var(--yt-play-button-bg); border-radius: var(--yt-play-button-border-radius); z-index: 3; pointer-events: none; transition: all var(--yt-transition-duration) var(--yt-transition-timing); } .video-wrapper:hover .video-play-button { background-color: var(--yt-play-button-bg-hover); transform: translate(-50%, -50%) scale(1.1); } .video-wrapper:active .video-play-button { transform: translate(-50%, -50%) scale(1.05); } .video-play-button::before { content: ''; position: absolute; left: 26px; top: 14px; width: 0; height: 0; border-left: 18px solid var(--yt-play-button-icon); border-top: 12px solid transparent; border-bottom: 12px solid transparent; } .video-wrapper iframe { position: absolute; top: 0; left: 0; width: 100%; height: 100%; border: none; z-index: 4; } .video-noscript { display: block; max-width: 100%; background-color: var(--yt-bg-black); color: inherit; text-align: center; padding: 0; margin-top: 0.5em; } .video-noscript img { display: block; width: 100%; height: auto; } .video-noscript a { display: inline-block; padding: 0.75em 1em; color: inherit; text-decoration: underline; } .yt-text-link { display: none; } </style> <script> (function(){ 'use strict'; const CONSTANTS = { VIDEO_ID_LENGTH: 11, MAX_INPUT_LENGTH: 2048, VIDEO_ID_PATTERN: /^[a-zA-Z0-9_-]{11}$/, PLAYLIST_PREFIXES: /^(PL|OL|UU|LL|FL)/i, ALLOWED_URL_CHARS: /^[a-zA-Z0-9_\-?=&#:/.]+$/, TIME_FORMATS: { HOURS: 3600, MINUTES: 60, SECONDS: 1 }, YOUTUBE_NOCOOKIE_DOMAIN: 'https://www.youtube-nocookie.com', YOUTUBE_IMG_DOMAIN: 'https://img.youtube.com', EMBED_PARAMS: 'autoplay=1&mute=1' }; function validateInput(input, maxLength = CONSTANTS.MAX_INPUT_LENGTH) { if (!input || typeof input !== 'string') return ''; const trimmed = input.trim(); if (trimmed.length > maxLength) { console.warn(`Input exceeds maximum length of ${maxLength}`); return ''; } if (!CONSTANTS.ALLOWED_URL_CHARS.test(trimmed)) { console.warn('Input contains invalid characters'); return ''; } return trimmed; } function parseStartValue(value) { if (!value) return 0; if (/^\d+$/.test(value)) { const parsed = parseInt(value, 10); return isNaN(parsed) ? 0 : Math.max(0, parsed); } let total = 0; let matched = false; const regex = /(\d+)(h|m|s)/gi; let match; while ((match = regex.exec(value)) !== null) { matched = true; const num = parseInt(match[1], 10); if (isNaN(num)) continue; const unit = match[2].toLowerCase(); if (unit === 'h') total += num * CONSTANTS.TIME_FORMATS.HOURS; else if (unit === 'm') total += num * CONSTANTS.TIME_FORMATS.MINUTES; else if (unit === 's') total += num * CONSTANTS.TIME_FORMATS.SECONDS; } return matched ? 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Please check the video ID.</div>'; return; } // Create iframe const iframe = document.createElement('iframe'); iframe.setAttribute('allowfullscreen', ''); iframe.setAttribute('loading', 'lazy'); iframe.setAttribute('allow', 'accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture'); iframe.setAttribute('title', title ? `YouTube video player: ${title}` : 'YouTube video player'); iframe.src = embedUrl; const replacement = document.createElement('div'); replacement.className = wrapper.className; replacement.dataset.listenersAdded = 'true'; replacement.dataset.isLoaded = 'true'; replacement.appendChild(iframe); wrapper.replaceWith(replacement); } function enhanceEmbeds() { const wrappers = document.querySelectorAll('.video-wrapper'); wrappers.forEach(wrapper => { if (wrapper.dataset.listenersAdded === 'true') return; wrapper.dataset.listenersAdded = 'true'; const rawVideoId = wrapper.dataset.videoId || ''; const rawThumbUrl = wrapper.dataset.thumb || ''; const videoTitle = wrapper.dataset.videoTitle || ''; const kind = parseId(rawVideoId); const safeThumb = validateThumbnailUrl(rawThumbUrl); const thumbnail = wrapper.querySelector('.video-thumbnail'); setupThumbnail(thumbnail, kind, safeThumb); const loadHandler = () => loadEmbed(wrapper, kind, videoTitle); wrapper.addEventListener('click', loadHandler); const overlay = wrapper.querySelector('.video-overlay'); if (overlay) overlay.addEventListener('click', loadHandler); if (thumbnail) thumbnail.addEventListener('click', loadHandler); wrapper.addEventListener('keydown', (e) => { if (e.key === 'Enter' || e.key === ' ') { e.preventDefault(); loadHandler(); } }); }); } enhanceEmbeds(); if (document.readyState === 'loading') { document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', enhanceEmbeds); } })(); </script><p class="yt-text-link"> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIBCjzz-bmk">YouTube Video</a> </p><button type="button" class="video-wrapper" aria-label="Play YouTube video" data-video-id="tIBCjzz-bmk" data-thumb="" ><img class="video-thumbnail" src="data:image/svg+xml;charset=utf-8,%3Csvg%20xmlns=%27http://www.w3.org/2000/svg%27%20viewBox=%270%200%201280%20720%27%3E%3Crect%20width=%27100%25%25%27%20height=%27100%25%25%27%20fill=%27%23000%27/%3E%3C/svg%3E" alt="YouTube Thumbnail" loading="lazy" decoding="async"><div class="video-play-button"></div> </button><noscript> <div class="video-noscript"><img src="https://img.youtube.com/vi/tIBCjzz-bmk/maxresdefault.jpg" alt="YouTube Thumbnail"><p> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIBCjzz-bmk" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">YouTube Video</a> </p></div> </noscript></p> The #LegalEagle is clearly upset. We should all be this enraged at this blatant corruption and outright theft of tax payer monies to, er... do whateverthefuck they want, to pay whomever they please, and could even be used to fund a coup. #uspol #TFG #8647 {{< yt "tIBCjzz-bmk" >}} https://tavexocor.shop/2026/05/20/stupid-person-does-stupid-thing.html Wed, 20 May 2026 09:37:10 -0700 http://tknblogs.micro.blog/2026/05/20/stupid-person-does-stupid-thing.html <p><a href="https://gizmodo.com/cybertruck-owner-drives-car-into-lake-to-test-wade-mode-gets-arrested-2000761357">&ldquo;Stupid person does stupid thing in stupid car&rdquo; I&rsquo;m (not) shocked!</a>: If everything stupid #ElonMusk has said/done/proposed/lied about wasn&rsquo;t enough, the #Cybertruck is the stupid gift that keeps on giving more and more stupid, and its owners are no less stupid. #cars #stupid #tesla #idiocracy</p> ["Stupid person does stupid thing in stupid car" I'm (not) shocked!](https://gizmodo.com/cybertruck-owner-drives-car-into-lake-to-test-wade-mode-gets-arrested-2000761357): If everything stupid #ElonMusk has said/done/proposed/lied about wasn't enough, the #Cybertruck is the stupid gift that keeps on giving more and more stupid, and its owners are no less stupid. #cars #stupid #tesla #idiocracy https://tavexocor.shop/2026/05/20/bmw-really-sucks-now-if.html Wed, 20 May 2026 08:10:57 -0700 http://tknblogs.micro.blog/2026/05/20/bmw-really-sucks-now-if.html <p><a href="https://www.autoblog.com/news/bmw-wants-plug-in-hybrid-owners-punished-for-not-charging-enough">BMW really sucks now</a>: If a monthly fee for heated seats and fake M-series cars weren’t bad enough, BMW is considering reducing your engine power if you don’t charge your PHEV enough. We truly own nothing. #cars #bmw #anticonsumer #crapitalism</p> [BMW really sucks now](https://www.autoblog.com/news/bmw-wants-plug-in-hybrid-owners-punished-for-not-charging-enough): If a monthly fee for heated seats and fake M-series cars weren’t bad enough, BMW is considering reducing your engine power if you don’t charge your PHEV enough. We truly own nothing. #cars #bmw #anticonsumer #crapitalism https://tavexocor.shop/2026/05/19/justice-shields-trump-amily-and.html Tue, 19 May 2026 11:06:26 -0700 http://tknblogs.micro.blog/2026/05/19/justice-shields-trump-amily-and.html <p><a href="https://www.politico.com/news/2026/05/19/trump-irs-settlement-tax-returns-00927911">Justice shields Trump family and companies from tax liability</a>: Oh, I wish I could say that I saw this coming, but the #criminal hits just keep coming! Are you all good with your taxes going directly into #TFG&rsquo;s overseas accounts? #uspol #corruption #taxdodgers #unconstitutional</p> [Justice shields Trump family and companies from tax liability](https://www.politico.com/news/2026/05/19/trump-irs-settlement-tax-returns-00927911): Oh, I wish I could say that I saw this coming, but the #criminal hits just keep coming! Are you all good with your taxes going directly into #TFG's overseas accounts? #uspol #corruption #taxdodgers #unconstitutional https://tavexocor.shop/2026/05/19/httpsyoutubeglkvbcnxbw-brand-new-interview-with.html Tue, 19 May 2026 09:49:35 -0700 http://tknblogs.micro.blog/2026/05/19/httpsyoutubeglkvbcnxbw-brand-new-interview-with.html <p><a href="https://youtu.be/GLkvbCn3xbw">youtu.be/GLkvbCn3x&hellip;</a></p> <p>Brand new interview with Geddy Lee with Alex Lifeson showing up half way through. #Rush #music</p> [youtu.be/GLkvbCn3x...](https://youtu.be/GLkvbCn3xbw) Brand new interview with Geddy Lee with Alex Lifeson showing up half way through. #Rush #music https://tavexocor.shop/2026/05/19/im-charlie-brown-rclone-is.html Tue, 19 May 2026 09:39:15 -0700 http://tknblogs.micro.blog/2026/05/19/im-charlie-brown-rclone-is.html <p><img src="https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/151098/2026/cubicle-crt-rage.gif"></br> I&rsquo;m Charlie Brown, rclone is Lucy, and configuration is the football. Lucy says she&rsquo;ll hold the ball this time, but the outcome is always the same. I can connect the remote (put.io), but I CANNOT get it to MOUNT!! Docs are useless. Too complex for this guy! I feel so old. #linux #rclone #fedora44</p> <img src="https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/151098/2026/cubicle-crt-rage.gif"></br> I'm Charlie Brown, rclone is Lucy, and configuration is the football. Lucy says she'll hold the ball this time, but the outcome is always the same. I can connect the remote (put.io), but I CANNOT get it to MOUNT!! Docs are useless. Too complex for this guy! I feel so old. #linux #rclone #fedora44 https://tavexocor.shop/2026/05/18/cisa-left-cloud-storage-passwords.html Mon, 18 May 2026 20:29:09 -0700 http://tknblogs.micro.blog/2026/05/18/cisa-left-cloud-storage-passwords.html <p><a href="https://gizmodo.com/the-worst-leak-that-ive-witnessed-u-s-cybersecurity-agency-leaves-its-digital-keys-out-in-public-on-github-2000760330">CISA Left Cloud Storage Passwords on Public Github Repository</a>: It&rsquo;s almost impossible to be positive about the mid-terms turning this combined Hindenburg/Titanic around with insanely stupid shit like this popping up almost daily. #WTF #uspol #opsec #TFG #idiocracy</p> [CISA Left Cloud Storage Passwords on Public Github Repository](https://gizmodo.com/the-worst-leak-that-ive-witnessed-u-s-cybersecurity-agency-leaves-its-digital-keys-out-in-public-on-github-2000760330): It's almost impossible to be positive about the mid-terms turning this combined Hindenburg/Titanic around with insanely stupid shit like this popping up almost daily. #WTF #uspol #opsec #TFG #idiocracy https://tavexocor.shop/2026/05/18/tubi-greenlights-yokoso-scoobydoo-anime.html Mon, 18 May 2026 17:23:04 -0700 http://tknblogs.micro.blog/2026/05/18/tubi-greenlights-yokoso-scoobydoo-anime.html <p><a href="https://www.awn.com/news/scooby-and-shaggy-head-japan-tubis-yokoso-scooby-doo">Tubi greenlights Yokoso Scooby-Doo! anime series FTW&hellip; I hope</a>: Matt Lillard (Shaggy) and Frank Welker (Scooby-Doo) will be voicing the iconic characters. Everyone gets the #anime treatment, except Scoob 🤣 You don&rsquo;t mess with the king! #animation #tubi #CartoonNetwork</p> <img src="https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/151098/2026/3a8585989f.jpg" alt="A promotional image for Yokoso Scooby-Doo showing (L to R) Takumi, Daisuke-Doo, Yume, Shaggy, and Scooby in the Mystery Machine. Voice actors for the new roles have not yet been announced. "> [Tubi greenlights Yokoso Scooby-Doo! anime series FTW... I hope](https://www.awn.com/news/scooby-and-shaggy-head-japan-tubis-yokoso-scooby-doo): Matt Lillard (Shaggy) and Frank Welker (Scooby-Doo) will be voicing the iconic characters. Everyone gets the #anime treatment, except Scoob 🤣 You don't mess with the king! #animation #tubi #CartoonNetwork <img src="https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/151098/2026/3a8585989f.jpg" alt="A promotional image for Yokoso Scooby-Doo showing (L to R) Takumi, Daisuke-Doo, Yume, Shaggy, and Scooby in the Mystery Machine. Voice actors for the new roles have not yet been announced. "> https://tavexocor.shop/2026/05/18/this-is-your-all-new.html Mon, 18 May 2026 17:04:02 -0700 http://tknblogs.micro.blog/2026/05/18/this-is-your-all-new.html <p><a href="https://gizmodo.com/some-boston-fliers-will-now-go-through-tsa-25-miles-from-the-airport-2000760223">This is your all new #TSA from the finest administration to ever grace Earth</a>: #TFG &amp; Co. are really doing a bang up job and security and efficiency are clearly top-of-mind! Nothing can happen inside of 25 miles, right? #FascismIsStupidism #idiocracy</p> [This is your all new #TSA from the finest administration to ever grace Earth](https://gizmodo.com/some-boston-fliers-will-now-go-through-tsa-25-miles-from-the-airport-2000760223): #TFG & Co. are really doing a bang up job and security and efficiency are clearly top-of-mind! Nothing can happen inside of 25 miles, right? #FascismIsStupidism #idiocracy https://tavexocor.shop/2026/05/18/fbi-wants-license-plate-readers.html Mon, 18 May 2026 16:38:34 -0700 http://tknblogs.micro.blog/2026/05/18/fbi-wants-license-plate-readers.html <p><a href="https://news.slashdot.org/story/26/05/18/1952255/fbi-wants-to-buy-nationwide-access-to-license-plate-readers">FBI wants license plate readers everywhere&hellip; to track us</a>: So nice. The Unholy Communion of #politics, #nationalism, and #crapitalism want to significantly ramp up surveillance on Americans. This should end well. #FBI #KashPatel #alcoholism #fascism</p> [FBI wants license plate readers everywhere... to track us](https://news.slashdot.org/story/26/05/18/1952255/fbi-wants-to-buy-nationwide-access-to-license-plate-readers): So nice. The Unholy Communion of #politics, #nationalism, and #crapitalism want to significantly ramp up surveillance on Americans. This should end well. #FBI #KashPatel #alcoholism #fascism https://tavexocor.shop/2026/05/18/elon-must-overpays-stupid-lawyers.html Mon, 18 May 2026 13:16:04 -0700 http://tknblogs.micro.blog/2026/05/18/elon-must-overpays-stupid-lawyers.html <p><a href="https://gizmodo.com/elon-musk-loses-openai-trial-in-dumbest-way-imaginable-2000760117">Elon Musk overpays stupid lawyers. News at 11&hellip;</a>: For the most self-proclaimed genius, this guy sure is an idiot. He even hires idiots as lawyers! 🤣🤣🤣 #ElonMusk #SamAltman #ai #techbros</p> [Elon Musk overpays stupid lawyers. News at 11...](https://gizmodo.com/elon-musk-loses-openai-trial-in-dumbest-way-imaginable-2000760117): For the most self-proclaimed genius, this guy sure is an idiot. He even hires idiots as lawyers! 🤣🤣🤣 #ElonMusk #SamAltman #ai #techbros https://tavexocor.shop/2026/05/18/mush-a-mashinspired-filmation-cartoon.html Mon, 18 May 2026 08:45:19 -0700 http://tknblogs.micro.blog/2026/05/18/mush-a-mashinspired-filmation-cartoon.html <p><a href="https://youtu.be/8F-8xuOP83Q">M<em>U</em>S<em>H, a M</em>A<em>S</em>H-inspired #Filmation cartoon</a> I managed to get three minutes into this before stopping. Insanely bad limited #animation. Constant use verbal tics. An opening that is nigh incomprehensible. Terrible gags. Even the laugh track seems unenthused. How long can you watch? #cartoons #TV</p> [M*U*S*H, a M*A*S*H-inspired #Filmation cartoon](https://youtu.be/8F-8xuOP83Q) I managed to get three minutes into this before stopping. Insanely bad limited #animation. Constant use verbal tics. An opening that is nigh incomprehensible. Terrible gags. Even the laugh track seems unenthused. How long can you watch? #cartoons #TV https://tavexocor.shop/2026/05/17/we-dont-have-enough-time.html Sun, 17 May 2026 18:10:27 -0700 http://tknblogs.micro.blog/2026/05/17/we-dont-have-enough-time.html <p><a href="https://www.cnn.com/2026/05/17/science/quantum-computing-cybersecurity-q-day?cid=ios_app">We don&rsquo;t have enough time to enact the fixes necessary to mitigate the fallout from Q-day</a>: #QuantumComputing technology improves apace, and at some point, maybe soon, it&rsquo;ll crack all encryption. As with #ClimateChange, we&rsquo;ve blown well past the point of safe return. #tech #societalcollapse</p> [We don't have enough time to enact the fixes necessary to mitigate the fallout from Q-day](https://www.cnn.com/2026/05/17/science/quantum-computing-cybersecurity-q-day?cid=ios_app): #QuantumComputing technology improves apace, and at some point, maybe soon, it'll crack all encryption. As with #ClimateChange, we've blown well past the point of safe return. #tech #societalcollapse https://tavexocor.shop/2026/05/17/hire-one-experienced-midmanager-desperate.html Sun, 17 May 2026 14:53:31 -0700 http://tknblogs.micro.blog/2026/05/17/hire-one-experienced-midmanager-desperate.html <p><a href="https://gizmodo.com/the-young-are-being-battered-by-ai-as-hiring-shifts-to-older-workers-2000759608">Hire one experienced mid-manager desperate for work, deploy dozens of AI workers</a>:</p> <p>Why hire entry-level you have to corral when you can fleece more experienced workers who&rsquo;ve previously been pushed out? #crapitalism #AI #jobs #dystopia #techbros</p> [Hire one experienced mid-manager desperate for work, deploy dozens of AI workers](https://gizmodo.com/the-young-are-being-battered-by-ai-as-hiring-shifts-to-older-workers-2000759608): Why hire entry-level you have to corral when you can fleece more experienced workers who've previously been pushed out? #crapitalism #AI #jobs #dystopia #techbros